On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
An ink cartridge in an HP.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two ruddle gloves,
And an ink cartridge in an HP.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three clenched pens,
Two ruddle gloves,  
And an ink cartridge in an HP.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four bawling nerds,
Three clenched pens,  
Two ruddle gloves,  
And an ink cartridge in an HP.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five polled pings,
Four bawling nerds,
Three clenched pens,  
Two ruddle gloves,  
And an ink cartridge in an HP.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six lease repayings,
Five polled pings,
Four bawling nerds,
Three clenched pens,  
Two ruddle gloves,  
And an ink cartridge in an HP.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven inks a-skimming
Six lease repayings,
Five polled pings,
Four bawling nerds,
Three clenched pens,  
Two ruddle gloves,  
And an ink cartridge in an HP.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight aides a-bilking,
Seven inks a-skimming
Six lease repayings,
Five polled pings,
Four bawling nerds,
Three clenched pens,  
Two ruddle gloves,  
And an ink cartridge in an HP.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine makereadies advancing,
Eight aides a-bilking,
Seven inks a-skimming
Six lease repayings,
Five polled pings,
Four bawling nerds,
Three clenched pens,  
Two ruddle gloves,
And an ink cartridge in an HP.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten boards a-heaping,
Nine makereadies advancing,
Eight aides a-bilking,
Seven inks a-skimming
Six lease repayings,
Five polled pings,
Four bawling nerds,
Three clenched pens,  
Two ruddle gloves,  
And an ink cartridge in an HP.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven wipers wiping,
Ten boards a-heaping,
Nine makereadies advancing,
Eight aides a-bilking,
Seven inks a-skimming
Six lease repayings,
Five polled pings,
Four bawling nerds,
Three clenched pens,  
Two ruddle gloves,  
And an ink cartridge in an HP.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drum scanners scanning,
Eleven wipers wiping,
Ten boards a-heaping,
Nine makereadies advancing,
Eight aides a-bilking,
Seven inks a-scumming
Six lease repayings,
Five polled pings,
Four bawling nerds,
Three clenched pens,  
Two ruddle gloves,
And an ink cartridge in an HP.